I came across The Love Quotes Encyclopedia on a recent web surf and I was quite pleased. There is a large number of interesting funny quotes dealing with the different aspects of relationships. And the quotes are from a many sources including famous authors, poets, books, movies, and songs. I found myself passionately agreeing or disagreeing with many selections and that to me indicates the high quality of this site .
Follows are few interesting selections that I really liked:
A woman’s appetite is twice that of a man’s; her sexual desire, four times; her intelligence, eight times. (SANSKRIT PROVERB)
Oh Moon! When I look on thy beautiful face, Careering along through the boundaries of space, The question has frequently come to my mind, If ever I’ll gaze on thy glorious behind! (UNKNOWN AUTHOR)
If the effort that went in research on the female bosom had gone into our space program, we would now be running hot-dog stands on the moon. (MURPHY’S LAWS FOR SEX)
FRIEND: A member of the opposite sex in your acquaintance who has some flaw which makes sleeping with him/her totally unappealing. (THE DICTIONARY OF DATING)
Romance is dead, It was acquired in a hostile take over between Hallmark and Disney, harmonized and sold off piece by piece. (From the TV show THE SIMPSONS)
If men can run the world, why can’t they stop wearing neckties? How intelligent Is it to start the day by tying a little noose around your neck? (LINDA ELLERBEE )
When authorities warn you about the sinfulness of sex, there is an important lesson to be learnt. Do not have sex with the authorities! (From the book BASIC SEX FACTS FOR TODAY’S YOUNGFOLK by MATT GROENING)
NYMPHOMANIAC: A man’s term for a woman who wants to do it more often than he does. FRIGID: A man’s term for a woman who wants to doit less often than he does! (THE DICTIONARY OF DATING)
I date this girl for two years and then the nagging starts… I date this girl for two years and then the nagging starts… ‘I wanna know your name…’ (UNKNOWN AUTHOR)
I’d marry again if I found a man Who had 15 million dollars And would sign over half of it to me Before the marriage and… Guarantees he’d be dead within a year! (BETTE DAVIS )
Women will never be equal to men Until they can walk down the street bald And still think they are beautiful! (MURPHY’S LAWS OF SEX)
To be in love is merely to be In a state of perpetual anesthesia: To mistake an ordinary young man for a Greek god Or an ordinary young woman for a goddess (H.L. MENCKEN )
I know happy couples… But I think they lie to each other (From the movie BEFORE SUNRISE)
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